Russell


    Location:
    Macon, Ga.
    Home or favorite faire GARF, Georgia Renaissance Festival
    About Me I am an extremely diverse person whose interest spans an ever-growing expanse.
    Music Celtic, Techno, Classic Rock, Blues, Jazz, Country. Basically everything except rap.
    Movies Serenity, Boondock Saints, Underworld, Blade, LOTR
    TV FireFly History Channel, Sci-Fi Channel SG-1, SG Atlantis 24, M*A*S*H, Night Court, Sledge Hammer, NCIS
    Books Black Jewl Trilogy, Archangel protocol series sci-fi and fantasy when I get to read.
    Likes akitas, alaska, antiques, apothecary cabinets, camping, candles, castles, celtic, coffee, cooking, darkness, fire, fire breathing, firefly, fishing, fly fishing, golf, goth, gothic, guns, history, hot rods, hot tea, inscents, larp, lightening, lighting, massage oils, massages, movies, mp3s, music, naps, night, pro audio, reefs, renaissance festivals, rpgs, saltwater aquariums, sci-fi, scotch, scotland, sex, shooting, single malt scotch, sleep, sound, swords, theatre, traveling, vampires, women, wood working, WoW, writing.
    Dislikes mushrooms, liars, gas prices
    Hobbies Renfest, Dragon*con, WoW, Naps
    Heroes Dad
    AIM ID Mage1342
    GMail ID Russell.Sorrow
    Relationship Status Single
    Orientation Straight
    Children Maybe Someday
    Body Type Slim / Slender
    Height 6'2"
    Ethnicity White / Caucasian
    Drink Yes

    What we learn from Pirates

    Thursday, June 21, 2007, 02:58 AM EST [General]


    * He who sleeps with pigs will rise with odor.
    * Don't take other people's treasure, even if they're dead.
    * Pirates are not all bad.
    * Rum is very handy for starting large fires.
    * Increasing one's vocabulary is a good thing.
    * When bargaining, be sure the terms are very clear.
    * Monkeys can be cursed.
    * Be very careful when telling people a fake name.
    * The closet is probably not the best hiding place.
    * Sometimes people deserved to be slapped.
    * Not all treasure is silver and gold.
    * A good decision can be a wrong decision if made for the wrong reasons.
    * Dogs are useless for prison escapes.
    * Know when to break the rules. Sometimes "codes" are merely guidelines!
    * Some people are as vacant as a hotel run by Norman Bates.
    * Try not to fall behind. People will leave you.
    * On occasion, the booze must be sacrificed for the greater good.
    * Avoid picking up hats that are floating in the ocean.
    * Some people are entirely too caught up with their titles.
    * Deals made in desperation can only end badly.
    * To avoid misunderstandings, use first names when doling out assignments.
    * A flogging from someone who loves you might spare you from a worse flogging from someone who doesn't.
    * There comes a time when one must take responsibility for one's mistakes
    * Sometimes it's not about winning or losing.
    * Be very suspicious when someone suggests that you settle their debts.
    * Why fight when you can negotiate?
    * Sea monsters have a remarkably predictable attack plan. 
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